“There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.” - Jumanji (1995)
“I’ve been in Jumanji!”
(Source: lawyerupasshole)
See? No lies.
Has anyone else played Reel Fishing HD for the Wii? My roommate got it for his birthday. It’s weird. It semi has a plot line.
You’re apparently trapped at this placed called “The Aqua Lodge” with a dude who refuses to call himself anything other than The Fishing Master and he seems to be making you fish against your will.
It never explains why you’re there, that’s what bothers me. It feels like you’re in some 90’s Elijah Wood movie where his parents leave him with some random relative for the summer and he learns an important lesson about life.
Yes but what’s the 5 year plan?
(Source: skippingismagnificent)
we’re all gay communist witches, right?
I know I am!
Those varying politicians have got my number!
(Source: chronic-kryptic-killa)
If it’s Greek food you might want to bring up the debt crisis.
(Source: quiglez)
With a dick this big.
Pumpkin Hummus
Me and my roommate haven’t been able to stop talking about how much we love hummus lately. I think I have it on the brain.
(via veganfeast)
